Dinky-Jay's new silver lacquered Petite Femme Zero Boutique boots are wobbly and the nursery floor is uneven. Zak's vision is obscured by an explosion of gelled hair spiking from his brow - but don't they look great!
'No harm children looking good and taking an interest in themselves. Nothing wrong with being smart - eh?'
Dinky-Jay isn't saying much because she has stuffed her shredded comfort blanket into her mouth and Zak has a penchant for his blue dummy.
Seen it? Been there? Children dressed as pop stars. Dad and his lad and big sister clones. This isn't an image of childhood that I enjoy, but is it any worse than the pseudo-secondary school curriculum imposed upon primary school and now babyhood itself? I don't think it is.
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