Meanwhile, primary schools in Norfolk missed out when an e-mail offering free performances of Dick Whittington was blocked by school computer systems for containing a dirty word. Panto organiser Helen McDermott said in the Daily Express, 'I never realised a PC could be so PC.'
The Sun asked readers if they were 'nappy in their job' - and if not, suggested they apply for the 26,000-a-year post of Cotton Nappy Co-ordinator in Surrey. The role involves getting parents to change their babies from disposables to traditional cloth nappies.
And finally, it seems you're never too old for a ticking off from teacher.
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