The papers were fixated on the fall-out between Jude Law and Sienna Miller after the film star slept with his children's nanny. The Sun produced a cut-out-and-keep guide for mothers to choosing a nanny who won't seduce their husbands. They should look for one with 'a shape like an old sofa'
and an absence of 'thigh-skimming dresses'.
A retired teacher suggested schools avoid the word 'failure' in favour of the phrase 'deferred success', said The Guardian. Liz Beattie, from the Professional Association of Teachers, claims the F-word can put children off learning.
The Scotsman reported a study from Holland that claims children as young as two can recognise the logos of popular brands such as McDonalds and Nike.
The paper said this has 'provoked concern that children could be unwittingly influenced by unscrupulous marketing firms'.